Day 203: Just another day in the office

Hello? 

You want me to do what?? Work the night shift for my remote job where I have to answer phone calls that can't be routed to my cell phone? How am I supposed to answer the calls, then?

Oh, you're going to MAIL me a phone to use? 

And the port is only found in some buildings, not all?

This doesn't sound like a very efficient or sustainable way to do business, but yeah, I guess I can make it work . . .